Ten commandments of dating pdf
The Ten Commandments of Dating, completely revised and updated, offers hope and sanity to singles who are sick and tired of the dating scene.
Many people are tired of pouring time, energy, and money into relationships that start off great and end with heartache.
” and God told him, “You shall take women only to places you think are cool. You will find venues you like and take women there to bring her into your world.” And man began to weep and told God, “But I don’t know any cool places,” and God said unto him, “Stop being such a herb and find a cool dive bar.
Tell her an episode of was filmed there if you must,” and man dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him, “And tip well, for bartenders are the gatekeepers of heaven.” Man looked at his tattered clothing and asked, “God how can I afford to take woman on a date?
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So man climbed the mountain of knowledge and found God.
You do not care about her pet gerbil so stop asking about it.” Man asked God, “But God, how will I know if it’s a boring question? Ask something that evokes emotion.” So man asked, “But how will I know if it evokes emotion?
” God sighed and said, “There you go again with the boring questions.
I have no money.” God reassured man, “Worry not, for I decree no date shall cost more than – which is roughly 2 rounds of drinks! ” God replied, “Maybe, but at least she won’t think you’re an overcompensating bitch.
Plus, blessed are the cheap, for they will save their money for higher purposes, like online poker” and it was good. ” And God said unto man, “You must ask interesting questions, for you cannot fake enthusiasm.